Your ankles are on the menu.
No-see-ums and chiggers bite where you can't see and itch for a week. One bottle takes your ankles off the menu.
Claim a bottle from Batch 01
No-see-ums and chiggers bite where you can't see and itch for a week. One bottle takes your ankles off the menu.
Claim a bottle from Batch 01
Meet the enemy
Biting midges smaller than a pinhead. They fly through window screens like the screens are a suggestion.
They come out at dawn and dusk, near water. So, exactly when and where you wanted to sit outside.
Mite larvae that wait in tall grass. They climb your shoes and bite right where your socks end.
You feel nothing. A day later, your ankles start a riot.
Exhibit A
You didn't feel it. You never do. Then you scratched for nine days and lied about it at work.
How it works
Ankles, shins, neck. Wherever the tiny vampires aim.
Dock. Porch. Campsite. Golf course. Like a normal person.
Follow the label. Then go back to step two.
Batch 01
We make one thing. Batch 01 is small. Put your email down and you get first dibs before it goes public.
No card. No charge. One email when your bottle is ready.
Questions
The name is. The bites are not.
When Batch 01 is ready. The list hears first, and gets first shot at the bottles.
Because we would rather do one thing really well than ten things badly. Also, ankles.
No. One email when your bottle is ready. Unsubscribe any time.